經典中英文笑話
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
<BR>鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡.
Love the neighbor. but don't get caught.
<BR>要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
<BR>再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
<BR>聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
<BR>"現在的夢想決定著你的將來,"所以還是再睡一會吧.
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk.
<BR>"努力工作不會導 亡!"不過我不會用自己去証明.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
<BR>"工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作.
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？
<BR>學的越多，知道的越多.知道的越多，忘記的越多.忘記的越多，知道的越少。為什麼學來著？
