经典中英文笑话
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
<BR>钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡.
Love the neighbor. but don't get caught.
<BR>要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
<BR>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
<BR>聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
<BR>"现在的梦想决定着你的将来,"所以还是再睡一会吧.
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk.
<BR>"努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
<BR>"工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？
<BR>学的越多，知道的越多.知道的越多，忘记的越多.忘记的越多，知道的越少。为什么学来着？ |
